Forever Upgradable
Forever Upgradable: Our Manifesto Against Planned Obsolescence
In the world of technology, "upgrade" has become a dirty word. It's a thinly veiled euphemism for planned obsolescence, for the cynical cycle of forcing consumers to buy new devices every few years. Enough is enough. We're taking a stand against this wasteful, exploitative system, and we're doing it with a radical commitment: Forever Upgradable.
When you buy a Wood Computer, you're not just purchasing a device – you're investing in a piece of technology that will grow with you, adapt to your needs, and stand the test of time. Our promise is simple: as long as you send your device to our manufacturing center, we will always, always be able to upgrade it. Bigger, faster, stronger – your Wood Computer will evolve with the times, without the need for wasteful replacements.
This isn't just a promise – it's a revolution. By creating a pathway for a thriving secondary market, we're democratizing access to cutting-edge technology. An upgraded Wood Computer will work just as flawlessly as a brand-new one, and we'll even fix any dents or dings in the wood, replacing components at our own cost if needed. The only price you pay is for the parts and shipping.
No more "Genius" counters telling you your device is obsolete. No more forced obsolescence masquerading as innovation. With Wood Computer, you're part of a movement that's redefining the very concept of a tech upgrade.
Now, some might ask – if everyone's upgrading, how can we sustain a business making new computers? Our answer is simple: fashion changes, and when aesthetics evolve, we'll be there. Just as a classic car can still run like a dream, a Wood Computer will always be a powerhouse under the hood. But when tastes shift, we'll be ready with stunning new designs from global artisans, masters of intarsia, marquetry, inlay, and more.
We're not just making computers – we're crafting works of art. From a cornucopia of earth friendly materials like rich mahogany to shimmering mother of pearl, our palette is as wide as the imagination of our designers. But this beauty isn't just for the elite. By keeping our core technology always upgradable, we ensure that everyone, at every income level, can access the computing power they need.
This is our manifesto, our rebel yell against the giants of the industry who profit from planned obsolescence. We're here to prove that technology can be sustainable, that innovation doesn't have to mean waste, that an upgrades can happen forever.
Join us, and be part of a revolution that's rewriting the rules that will collapse the current oligarchy in technology. With Wood Computer, you're not just buying a device – you're investing in a future where computing power is a right, not a privilege, and where your device is as enduring and unique as you are.
Let's bridge the digital divide, one upgradable device at a time. Let's create a world where technology is a tool for empowerment, not exploitation. Let's build computers that are forever upgradable, and a future that's forever brighter.
The revolution starts now, and it starts with you. Welcome to Wood Computer.